“Hello all you Happy Tax Payers”… To Quote Tex Avery’s Droopy… I feel so Decadent, I actually mailed off my tax forms on Friday, instead of doing it properly – waiting until the last moment and driving down to the Airport Annex (open 24 hours) Post Office so that I can post the forms just before midnight on the 15th… Ever since posting the forms, I’ve been going through regrets and flashbacks of April 15ths past – the lines of cars – the overworked postal clerks – the mobs of dazed tax filers to shove through… the Pole Dancers – the hell of a hangover… No wait, that’s a different Flashback!!
But Y’know, today is not only Tax Day, but also Jackie Robinson Day – who 66 years ago today, on April 15, 1947, stepped out onto Ebbets Field, as the first black man to play in the Major Leagues since the 18 hundreds… It also eventually meant the demise of the Negro Leagues, but well… I guess you can’t have everything… And yes, for all of you who have been wondering – the Answer to: “Life, the Universe and Everything”, IS: Jackie Robinson!! …Don’t ask me to explain it…
But that aside – of somewhat lesser import, in today’s strip, things seem to be Hotting up… (though a couple of the characters may soon be rapidly cooling)… When will people learn to leave dealing with invading Aliens to trained professionals?? (or at least to someone who’s a better target)… As these two erstwhile defenders of – if not the Earth – at least their section of the sidewalk – join the fallen… We can only wonder, Who? Who will step forward to stop this insidious alien scourge?!?
…But, if you think I’m gonna tell you… Nope, you gotta wait for next time…
After the vaporization of Cap, I hope that Bunz get a ton of what she deserves, actually several hundred tons of mechanized armour. Katz on the other hand, doesn’t appear to want trouble.
My only question is; “Where in the @&$%#)&! does she pack that gat?”
Wow, uh… I know I’ve been asking for this since the series started, but… damn, girl.
Perhaps “Big O” could drop the weight of the National Debt, all 17 trillion dollars worth in pennies of top of them and their space ship. That ought to make a dent in their plans.
Aw c’mon, man! Leave that sort of stuff on the CNN comment boards. This here is for fun. (Fun for everyone except Cap & Darth, that is).
That’ll teach’em to cross genres…
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