So um… just when you thought we were done with those li’l Gray Alien Guys… (I’d thought we were done with ‘em too)… But then, while I was working on the Next page, (now the one after this one) I came across this old page rough from 2012 that I’d sorta forgotten about – and as it kind’a fit in with the radio subplot that we’d just run through, seemed probably a good time to use it… So inked it in an’ there you are…
If you know what’s good for you – you Won’t look! Pleeeeze Don’t Look!! Oh? you already did look, before you read this… Well um… “Sorry ’bout that Chief”…
But moving on to more upbeat topics – Our Next Page and the October Calendar are kind’a linked – I’d hoped to have ‘em both ready at the same time, but seems the Calendar will be posted first – So kind’a sort’a look at it as a bit of a preview of nonlinear nonsense to come…
Oh Max! That which has been seen cannot be unseen. Pretty sure that’s illegal in most states. Might be this strip is illegal in a couple of them.
(You sure that was a cow and not agent 13 disguised as a cow? Please don’t tell me that was agent 13 in a cow suit.)
Urk… Please don’t tell me that’s just a Gray’s way of tenderizing beef… from the inside…
Nice paper name. We used to have one floating around here called the “Mullet Wrapper.”
For the “Daily Puppy Trainer”, I should acknowledge Harry Shearer – Voice Actor and all around wickedly clever person! In his commentaries on the news and such, he often would refer to our local paper as the “Los Angeles Puppy Trainer”…
His PBS radio broadcast, “Le Show”, is also listenable on line as a Podcast at: http://harryshearer.com/le-show/
Also “Sox in Cellar.” Well, one of hers is.
The “Evening Fishwrap” was a similar classic tabloid title…
Hey cool calendar! I bet she even has ROCKET PUNCH!
Something BETTER – Boobie Missiles!
My apologies again – I’d thought I’d have the next page ready by last Monday, but I’m still workin’ on it… But it may be ready later this week…
Again. Gobsmacked. Flabbergasted. I got nothin.
Whoah. Then again, two shots and she’s flatchested.
Have we really seen the last of the Grays? I don’t know. But they are the gold standard for Bunz and Katz to have their weirdness attraction factor measured against. Case in point, the possibility of someone or something coming in from outer space to cause trouble for a cow. Back in 1979 Skylab returned to the earth in Western Australia, killing a cow. With all of the vast surface of the earth and and its oceans to fall on, what are the odds of hitting a this poor cow?
Perhaps no killing took place in the current matter. Grays supposedly also use surgery to extract plugs from cattle for doing research into earthly biology. Perhaps doing this ironically in an attempt to copy us. We have cows at Kansas State University for example, that actually have windows installed to study and sample their nearly magical digestive powers. They still seem “contented” enough to supply the milk used to make some of the best tasting ice cream for one of the university halls. Cattle are after all fairly large, strong and considerably tolerant of a lot of things.
Don’t let the cow’s apparent docility fool you, Bill. They’re plotting something… On remote Western ranches, far from prying eyes, cows are building gun emplacements, digging underground command centers, and monitoring —
AAAK! It’s HERE! THE COW!
Eat or be eaten…they say a cow would eat you soon as look at you.
And it’s “etaoin shrdlu,” without the “c”…
EET MOR CHIKIN!
aLL yoR HaY Ar BeLoNg to US
How about this? My take on Sigurd Tachete’ .
In the immortal words of Mr. Anderson; “Whoa!”
Is that whoa good or bad?
Good. (Watch The Matrix – it’s right after he learns Kung Fu… in about a minute.)
Is this Kirby-esque inking I see before me? Excellent…
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