For whatever it’s worth: I had completed page 120 in the story, when this weekend, the Snit Tweeting about the Hamilton cast by the guy with the Hamster toupee hit the news… Sooo… Instead of posting the next story page I quickly cobbled this li’l scenario together…
Here it is – If you think it’s funny that’s great… if not, Hey it’s all free… Just for myself, this Tweeting was so petty, so childish… like a spoiled bully ranting when he doesn’t get his way… Outside of the goof in Pyongyang, can you imagine any other world leader behaving like this???
Gee… I hope I don’t start getting poison pen emails from North Korea now, for comparing their guy to our champ Chump…
I have heard Liberal wise-beings refer to Trump as a “Jedi-master” of tweeting.
The free press admitted, that in their view normal objective reporting about Trump was entirely impossible to do. ALL became opinion reporters. Likely not the intent of the Constitutional Amendment that they all fly under. The term “false flag” operation comes to mind, but in a different way of course.
Hamilton (of the play) could have said every point that he wanted to say, but merely minus his implication that the guy that he said them to was “the enemy”. Bush’s brain Karl Rove, did such a rewording to show that it could easily be done. And “Hamilton’s” tweet use on the topic of “hoes” puts him on thin ground were acceptance of others is concerned.
Ah and so it begins. EIGHT years of Trump gags. Can we stand the strain? Well if there ever was an occupant of the White House who was grist for the internet humor mill this is the guy. Cry HUMOR! and let slip the dogs of drollery!
Careful, Josh! You’ll probably receive a Tweet threatening massive lawsuits for Malicious Teasing of a Corporate Conservative Demigod! (Then again, if you don’t Twitter, you’re probably safe).
Trump called in the heads of TV networks, let them have their say and then basically concluded with that if they don’t reset matters, that he could get his message out without them — as obviously he managed to do. Enough so, that even Obama joining Team Hillary, couldn’t swing the election — despite bought off polls.
The Constitution protects the rights of the press. Presumably that would also apply if say Donald Trump Jr. (the son) wanted to independently of his dad, start his own television network. It might be so popular as to displace the normal liberal media. Limitless money can do things like that.
8 years of Trump gags? Possably. We did have more than that of Bush gags in other cartoon media. I refer of course to the infamous “Doonsbury” strip, and the whole depiction of Reagan through BOTH Bush’s.
I dunno Bruce, the whole depiction of Reagan as Max Headroom was pretty funny. Now I guess they’ll start depicting Trump always wearing a brown shirt with an itty bitty mustache. (and a little fascist saluting hamster on his head)
Oh and DoubleW; fear not for the lawsuit thing. The Donald knows the first rule of the lawsuit – never sue poor people. They got nothing to lose. How do I know Josh is poor? Did Hollywood make any movies out of his stuff? Is his last name Eastman, Laird or Lee? No? Comic artist with no movies or TV specials to his name. Poor. Natch.
I prefer to think of him as rich in talent and with enough integrity to not sell out to THE MAN. Kinda like Watterson. (How’s that for polishing the apple?)
No sooner requested than here he is – as seen on Faux News…
Though must admit, I don’t feel as if I’ve really captured the smug smarmy trumpiness of our new Fuhrer Phrump – physically he’d probably make a better Hermann Göring… But looks like I’ll have the next four years to practice – unless maybe if he get’s convicted of rape or gross groping or somesuch… Chances are that won’t happen I suppose…
Upon completing his broadcast, the Fuhrer Phrump, goose-stepped across the stage, tripped over a cable and and fell into the orchestra pit, crushing an unfortunate tuba player in the oom-pah band…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Squeek heil!
Well Josh, Godzillia/Trump crushing someone, hopefully worthy of that fate, rather than not worthy of that fate — is certainly more than possible. But perhaps having taken note of the thousands of overweight nude Trump statues of a certain sculpting artist planted in cities across the nation to make an obscure political point — Trump has evidently stated a diet exercise program — possibly so that he can better last out an eight year period in office. That one he owes his liberal critics. You can presumably see the result in his made for TV interview concerning his objects collected over the years. I believe the title was something like “Objectified” — like maybe thinking of his older habit of putting a number scale to the women that he would interact with. He maybe noted that, and let it pass. He does have a sense of humor, and sense of irony.
So, what’s with this “Eight years”?? The loudmouth bum blustered his way into a Four year term of office – that is supposing that the recount changes nothing… and I anticipate that it won’t…
Oh you don’t suppose the Moirai or the Parcae or the Sudice or the Norns or Wyrd Sisters or whomever messes with the fates of massive numbers of people are going to settle with screwing with the minds of half the country for only FOUR years do you? Oh no. This is “Murica”! We do everything bigger!
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