And so, our somewhat tawdry story of Crime, Punishment and Donuts, seems to be winding down to it’s inevitable if moderately unsettling denouement… Just leave us remember, “The Weed of Crime Bears Bitter Fruit”… that is, unless you happen to like Gooseberries, then it’s okay…
As a side-note: over on B&K’s FaceSnook page, is featured a new Bat Temp Ersatz Comix Cover (Complete with Go-Go Chex) Wowsers!! Just click here for the Link…
“Sometimes you’re better off dead
There’s a gun in your hand it’s pointing at your head
You think you’re mad too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West end town
Call the police there’s a mad man around
Running down underground
To a dive bar in a West end town.”
Pet Shop Boys ’84
It’s funny how some old songs just sum up the situation. Clown Crumb has lost his marbles and appears to be about to take care of the super-villain crime problem in Golam City all on his own. (With his John Wayne revolvers that never need reloading.) I wonder if Bat Temp Bunz brought a mop and a bucket?
YOW! Mr. Frostee just got his curly top licked off by what looks like a .150 caliber cork! Now when he “assumes room temperature,” you gotta think he’s got to rise about 40 degrees Fahrenheit… Gonna be a sticky mess on the floor, all right…
It looks to me that the only hope, is if Glue Face uses his super-glue power on the trigger fingers of the off base clown prince of crime — “before he slaughters everyone”. But acting alone, that might require a sacrifice. Bunz could at least try to help. But will she? And Katz, like one felon’s helmet is only at risk of being a bit dented, so where is he?
I kinda doubt that Glueface has any Sticky Superpowers… he seems to just mainly rely on a gun, a goon squad and his own arrogant, overbearing behavior, using the glue only as a justification for same… sorta like… uh well, no, we don’t do politics here…
Stoopid Goofs Dept…
Wasn’t till tonight (Wendz) while casually perusing the page again, that I noticed the Clown Crumb’s Pistols (in the first and final panels) have their hammers cocked while firing – this wouldn’t be the case even if they were double action and he was firing incredibly rapidly… I thought about correcting this but then decided to let it go – as I did get it correct in the other panels – even panel 5 (You’ll have to trust me on that one)… This it seems is one of the drawbacks of reusing a pose – if there’s something incorrect you duplicate the goof…
Now if some alert reader had noticed this first, you could have gigged me on it… But too late now – Neener Neener!
Oh… soooo… those were supposed to be “real” pistols then? Silly me. Here I was thinking that they were supposed to be some kind of Jok… um, Clownish, comic-book wonder pistols that kinda looked like but didn’t quite work like the real things. I mean…well, you know – corks…
S’okay Josh, we’re good. it’s working for us. Just run with it. Bring on the next act! (Send in the clowns!)
Hey, a revolver at the moment of firing will have it’s hammer in the “down” position. I know, ’cause I used to shoot a civil war era black powder revolver in competition about 40 years ago.
Remington New Model Army or a Colt? (I have lusted in my heart for a Remington for years.)
colt navy replica. 44 cal
Uh… Didn’t I already fess up to this? You don’t get any points for being a parrot!
So um… This AM I uploaded the October calendar, featuring Io & Callisto and having something or other to do with the latest Red Dwarf series XII due to start airing on the 12th of this month… (In Britain anyway)…
Just click on the Pix of Io lookin’ a tad disgruntled to take you to the download page…
Also: there’s a Li’l farewell tribute of sorts to Mr. Hefner, the guy who initially inspired impressionable young lads to think about Smexy Bunnies and such…
This is over on Cutey Bunny’s FaceBook page – and once again, just click on the Bunny to take you there…
You do know that the fellow with the nuclear battery powered bat-mobile on a giant rotating lazy Susan, might be well less than thrilled at having most of his rogues gallery in body bags in the morgue freezer drawers. And what of the lawyer lady always bailing them out of trouble that they mostly caused? She might have to find honest work, well sort of anyway.
Hey if they take themselves out what the heck? Bats just gets to extend his vacation a bit longer eh? Besides – nature abhors a vacuum. There will be plenty of replacement baddies for Bats to have fun with. Bunz takes her medal, eats same, and her paycheck and goes on her merry way. (Come to think of it I’ll bet she’s working for cash. Illegal alien and all… Shhhhhh!)
Well, remember that Ms. LeChat, who hastily donned a canine disguise to become 3DD Puppy, is now serving time in the City Pound for Failure to Display a Dog Licence.
Bitcoin. I don’t really understand it, but an illegal space alien at least coached by a mini-AI like Katz might give it a try.
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