Sometimes a bit too much honesty may be a detriment to one’s health – especially if you’re an invading Alien bent on global devastation… Fortunately, LA’s finest is on the job! Will this lead to contusions or just more confusion?
Be here next time, when the Beat Cop breaks the case! (or breaks something)…
Ah … someone who knows exactly who they are, isn’t governed by fear, and who isn’t inclined to hold back. Katz fancy foot moves can’t be counted on this time, as the cop has seen what he’s up against — and will compensate with any necessary measures.
I don’t see a radio, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one. Bunz and Katz might overwhelm him, but likely not before he calls in reinforcements.
Strange though, Officer Moxie who knows more about our pair of aliens (surely she has researched the (uh) landing site) and knows about the impounded (space craft?) — is in no hurry to slap on the cuffs and read the hero/villains their rights. Hmm do invader aliens from the great beyond actually have rights? Our legal system has never been tested with this before. The closest thing might be for the “JAG” attorneys to try issuing a speeding ticket (um) to the strange visitor from Krypton pushing breaking the speed of sound. Kind of a speed limit if it rattles windows and maybe overturns parked cars.
Oops… once again is proven the old adage, don’t smart-mouth the cops… particularly when said “Beat” cop can’t understand all the words… This does not bode well…
Bunz & Katz’s problem is that they just didn’t start out by contacting higher authorities… considering that we in this country are presently blessed with an Environmental Protection Agency tasked with destroying the environment, a Department of Education tasked with destroying public education and a Consumer Protection Agency tasked with destroying consumer protections, seems B&K, with their announced goal of destroying the whole dang planet, could have been handed a cushy job with the Department of Defense…
DoubleW, it isn’t like your every concern doesn’t matter. For all of them do. But the great experiment that we are conducting is the analog of the old time farmer and his well. At the time, the farmer had a bucket of water next to his well. He would use the bucket of water to “prime the pump” so that water could be drawn from the well. All is well, provided that there is a larger body of water to draw from. But if the farmer only had the bucket of water, and none underground, his well would run dry. The greater experiment, and that’s what it is of course, is that we can grow the economy enough — to do all the right things you point out, that we need to do.
Seems that all the “water” is running uphill these days…
Dang. LA cops are amazingly fit! Not an ounce of fat on ‘em. These just must not be the donut eating breed. And smart too! He actually seems to have understood the alien patois katz was dishing out. Not that this was a good thing for B&K.
As for the bashing bit – they just put four of LA’s finest street bandits in the trash. Why are they all aquiver over one uniformed dirtling with a stick? (He’s not a sailor chick nor even a giant robot with rocket punch!) Perhaps being little bitty cogs of an immense alien machine they are predisposed to defer to authority figures.
Well, SOMEONE’S gonna get it!
“Princes Scheherazade told a thousand tales, to keep from landin’ in a jerky Baghdad jail, but when she knew her lie supply was gonna fail – she hopped the Noon Balloon to Rangoon!” (to quote Nervous Norvus aka Jimmy Drake) Our calendar for Feb. has something to do with Aladdin’s Vamp (a title borrowed from an early Harman & Ising cartoon)… and somewhat whimsically relates to one of the better known tales of the Arabian Nights…
For those of us who’ve diligently studied the subject, mostly by watching old cartoons and innumerable reruns of “I Dream of Jeannie” have realized, while finding a Genie in a Lamp or Bottle may be less than likely, it is fodder for a rousing good tale – or in our case, a Calendar pix anyway…
Hmmmmm… methinks Vicky has not much left to wish for ay? I know that if I rubbed that lamp in a cave full of treasure and Kelly/Genie popped out my list of desired options would decrease dramatically.
Starting, perhaps, with a Posturepedic® mattress and a “Do Not Disturb” sign for the cave entrance?
The bummer is that it will only be up for 28 days. (The good news is that there’s an archive!)
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