It must suck to be a Republican… You never know what to believe in – Like ferinstance: Prez Chump used to ridicule Global Warming as a “Fraud,” But then the other day he said that he now believes in Global Warming… Well, he sort of believes… maybe… At least for the next 15 minutes he believes… after that, who knows?? One thing that is certain, he believes in building a sea-wall to protect his Scottish golf course from sea level rise as a result of melting icecaps…
Or suppose your wife or daughter steps out an’ gets raped by some frat-boy… What are you going to believe? We recently learned in the Senate hearings that frat-boy rape is sanctioned by the GOP – so if it happens to a family member, are you going to ridicule or threaten her, as Chump and the Senators did to the victims? I mean, WHO are you going to believe??
Or how ’bout our environment? Chump tells us that there’s “Beautiful Clean Coal”… Gee… That’s befuddling – ’cause Y’see, Schmientificaly, there’s always been Dirty burning Coal – and then there was even Dirtier burning Coal… but “Clean Coal,” Whoo-Doggies, where did they dig that up from??? It’s a Modern Mystery!!! Only Chump knows and he’s not telling!
Maybe someone should ask Chump about BigFoot or Flying Saucers – he may know the answer…
“I never saw him again…” Ah yes, the plaintive lament of Neddie Seagoon, every time he trustingly leaves his wallet within reach of Maj. Denis Bloodnok, 5th Royal Karzi Dragoons (Cashiered)… One of a million memorable lines from the immortal Goon Show… WHAT!?!? You never heard of The Goon Show?? SHAME!! Your education has been sadly neglected, your time frittered away on pointless friviolities such as WORK!! Go stand in the corner…
Whammo! Love the strip, it’s great! Actually really just love those pedal pushers, they’re great!
At least she has a decent enough figure to wear them.
Be fun to see her in a poodle skirt, too…
She kinda was in one (a skirt at least) back in June.
Come to think of it, we could take a poll to vote on what Bunz’ next new outfit or undergarments (if any) should be… After all, this page is one place where Red State Republi-THUG Voter Suppression is ineffectual! Anyone commenting here can cast a vote, no matter their nationality, race, political affiliation or state of intoxication…
An’ if you can do a Goon or Phil Silvers Impression, you can have two votes!!
Oooo! Oooo! I vote for a pulp-magazine Space Girl costume! Like on all them gaudy old 1950s sci-fi magazine covers! You know, the kind in open space she wears tall boots, a brass brassiere, bubble helmet and dang little else!
Maybe some Tiger Stripe Pedal Pushers?
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