Soooo… Today’s lesson is: Don’t mess with Mollusk Mitch (aka Moscow Mitch – as he squashes everything with his gross fat slimly butt!)… Yes, events seen to have taken several turns for the worse – If that is, there’s something worse than being chased by a salivating pack of hungry carnivorous Martian Monkeys – or being devoured by a slimy antediluvian invertebrate… Well… I suppose being caught by them would be worse! Fortunately for Bunz, she’s fast on her feets, but will that be enough to survive the semi-final denouement?? Which if you haven’t guessed, should be disclosed next time… Probably… Maybe…
He needed YUGE help!
Good Lord! (Choke) Can it possibly be that an arrogant, bullying, swindling, lying, petty tyrant might be turned upon and devoured by his most servile and disgusting HenchThing? Ah well, remember this is a fantasy… but one can dream, can’t one?
Well, to paraphrase the now late (but unlamented) slumlord “Karma can be a BIGGLY pain!”
This comic is so unrealistic, an evil slug like McConnell would never turn on that orange slime ball! Then again, slugs probably don’t have good eyesight, maybe he mistook the Slumlord for a big pile of orange Rubles, he’d gobble that up real quick!!
Also, to quote the father of American rocketry, Robert Goddard, “It is difficult to say what is impossible. The dream of yesterday is the hope for today and the reality of tomorrow”. By the by, that was one of several mottoes used by Werner Von Braun and his crew at penamunde.
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