I hope everyone is dodgin’ the Coronavirus, (that well known verified Liberal plot)… Myself, I stocked up on 10 cans of Chili an’ about 10 pounds of marshmallows, which makes a food hoard that should last anyone for years, (Because when you melt marshmallows over a bowl of chili, no one will eat that gunk!)
Due to the pandemic, seems many places will be canceling St. Patsy’s Day events, but not to worry, next time we’ll be having our own St. Patsy Party right here, an’ you’re all invited! (Just um… bring your own green beverage)…
I actually went out and bought 8 cans of various stews and chilies, all with the pop top so no can opener needed.
Precooked of course, but in the militia I developed a taste for cold food.
Gee, I feel so old fashioned now – I actually own a manual can opener…
I threw away my electric can operner a long time ago. It was a POS. Invested in a quality manual. Never lets me down.
I kind’a wisht I’d saved a “John Wayne” (P-38) can-opener from the old canned C-Rats packs… They were small an’ efficient, could keep one on a key ring… I see you can still buy one on line for as little as 99¢…
I know guys who’d pay EXTRA for sat on-by-a-girl ices…
Ices? Ices! Oh, uh, erm… I thought he said… well, never mind.
Wow… I wonder if this will result in another costume disaster (no pun intended, Bill) and another trip to Phil’s Big Box o’ Cinema Scanties for a new and glitzy Space-Alien-Invader-Girl outfit..
If it doesn’t, Josh is missing out on a sure bet!
Gee, I wonder if ruthless space invaders can catch Covid 19? And what kind of symptoms would they display? (Possibilities are endless.)
Remember what happened to H. G. Wells’ Martians? While Bunz has just returned from, Uh Oh!
Well, stupidity is contagious, but hopefully Bunz wasn’t infected by her former captor…
I was kinda hoping to see a little green girl from Mars. (Of course there’s always those other two.)
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