Here we are, at last! With our final page of Chapter Two… In our all new Chapter Three we’ll have Thrills, Excitement, plus – for real this time – the launch of B&K’s Ultimate Plan of Devious Stoopidity! Though, not so much is goin’ on this time ’round… Sorry ’bout that…
So there’s now some alley in Hollywood where the cinderblock walls are covered in green paint, and the local rats are waddling obesely and having coronaries in droves due to a massive diet of chocolate-chip cookies… Goes to show what happens when you assign a couple of clueless Space Alien Invaders to construct their own Webcomix set…
What? Greenland isn’t green? FAKE NEWS! Next you’ll tell us that the Danube isn’t blue, that Trump isn’t orange, or that Godzilla doesn’t fart polka-dot plutonium!
No, the Danube isn’t Blue, it’s Green! Irrefutable proof, from the Highest Authority:
And if you can’t agree that Spike Jones and his City Slickers are more authoritative than the horde of Tourist Agents and Conspiracy Pushers infesting the Internet, then there is No Hope…
Greenland is mostly ice and snow. It was named so by the vikings who first found it as a marketing ploy to get folks to go there instead of Iceland which is, in fact, a much more pleasant place.
Danube and Godzila I’m not sure about.
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