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Rudie’s Xmas SingAlong

by Josh on December 24, 2020 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comix
  1. Josh
    December 24, 2020, 6:40 pm | #

    With apologies to Nat King Cole or anyone else in the immediate vicinity… Seems that Rudie is spending her Xmas Eve listening to Xmas songs on the radio, while waitin’ up for someone kind’a special…

    Now let’s all sing along…

  2. Joe Guy
    December 24, 2020, 7:59 pm | #

    Nice, thanks!

  3. DoubleW
    December 25, 2020, 10:23 am | #

    Rudie the red-nosed Reindoe
    Has a very smexy Bod,
    And if you ever saw it,
    You could only say, “MIGAWD!”
    All of the other Reindoes
    Looked frumpy and flat by her,
    They only got scale wages
    Only seven-fifty per!

    Then one foggy Xmas eve,
    The Pizza Guy came by,
    Said, “”Hey babe, dat was quite a trip,
    So howz about a hefty tip?”

    Rudie gave him a sawbuck
    As she grabbed the box with glee,
    — And unless you bring some more Champagne,
    Then you are only history!

  4. Nebulous
    December 27, 2020, 8:19 am | #

    I thought that she might be waiting for Not-So-Little Cindy Lou Who, who’s no more than 16 plus 2.

    • Fred Farkle
      December 27, 2020, 10:29 am | #

      Isn’t she playing First Base for the Whoville Hotsy-Totsys?

  5. Josh
    December 28, 2020, 9:14 am | #

    Rudie & Katz

  6. Josh
    December 28, 2020, 9:15 am | #

    Had an odd experience Xmas Eve night… Woke up an’ could hear someone tramping about – odder yet, they were tramping about up on the roof! I stumbled outside an’ could see a shadowy shape up there… I yelled up, “Hey, Get off the roof you fool!”

    I didn’t catch all he said, but the guy replied something about “Looking for the chimney”…

    “There isn’t one! Now scram before you fall off an’ sue!”

    He must’ve been drunk, as he kept chortling this crazy laugh, “Ho ho ho” and talking to someone I couldn’t see… then I spotted another shadowy shape on the roof – it looked sort of like a big dog, but it jingled…

    Somehow, I didn’t see how he did it, but he’d hopped over to the neighbor’s roof…. their kid came out an’ threw a few rocks at the guy – Maybe hit him with one as the “Ho ho hoing” stopped… Then a Cop Copter flew up, pinning the guy in it’s searchlight…

    “Get off the Roof! Get down off the Roof! This is the Police!” the chopper’s speaker blared…

    In the glare, I couldn’t see the guy any longer, but suddenly the Cop Copter whirred off, seemingly in pursuit of some blurry shape…

    Then I heard an’ exclamation as it flew out of sight, “The lot of you are going on my naughty list!”

    Sheesh! What a weird guy! JQ

  7. DoubleW
    December 29, 2020, 12:29 pm | #

    Heh-heh…. Merry Xmas to all, an’ you’ll hear from my Lawyers!

  8. Josh
    January 1, 2021, 5:09 pm | #

    For anyone who may be interested, the Jan 2021 desktop calendar has been posted…

    Pangea Chixie & Dino

    Just click on the pix to take you to the download page…

  9. Tony McGurk
    January 21, 2021, 8:00 pm | #

    And I always thought Rudi was a male. Pizza’s worth waiting for

    • Josh
      January 21, 2021, 10:52 pm | #

      Er… I hope you mean Rudi from the song (or that Bugf*ck crazy “lawyer”) otherwise my illustration skills have failed terribly!

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