You may note by the BBC broadcast that the events chronicled on this page apparently took place last month… Meanwhile, It seems that there’s nothing but bad news in store for Kapitan von Krakkt… I might almost feel a bit sorry for him, if he wasn’t such a snook!
Indeed, von Krakkt has much to be Krakked up about… stuck in the ice for 80-plus years, too far behind the times to even say “I told you so,” his military pension in serious doubt, and now playing host to an arrogant little Alien Space Invader and her smart-alec Henchbot… It’s enough to drive a villain to drink, if there was anything available but walrus grease and torpedo juice…
Not to mention the Australians, New Zealand, India, Canada, South Africa and Irish (Ireland was neutral, yet thousands of the mad paddies enlisted in British regiments)… Yes Britain was well known for fighting till their last ally… 🙂
Well… she is speaking English – and who else but a Commando would show up in Greenland to harass the U-Boat crew?
What might concern one more, is how does Krakkt mistake Katz for a tin penguin??
Well, even “Ein dumphruken [dumb backed] deuchter” should know that penguins are from the Antarctic area (where persistent rumor says the Germans had a secret base)
Well yes & no… the original Penguins were a species of Great Auk (now extinct) that lived in the north Atlantic… However Krakkt is probably not referring to those…
And the last two nesting Great Auks were killed by a couple of Scandihoovian poachers who were stealing eggs for British egg collectors… In the process of exterminating the last Auks, they also broke the last eggs…
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You may note by the BBC broadcast that the events chronicled on this page apparently took place last month… Meanwhile, It seems that there’s nothing but bad news in store for Kapitan von Krakkt… I might almost feel a bit sorry for him, if he wasn’t such a snook!
Indeed, von Krakkt has much to be Krakked up about… stuck in the ice for 80-plus years, too far behind the times to even say “I told you so,” his military pension in serious doubt, and now playing host to an arrogant little Alien Space Invader and her smart-alec Henchbot… It’s enough to drive a villain to drink, if there was anything available but walrus grease and torpedo juice…
“England would like to thank her American colony and Russia without whom our inevitable victory would have been delayed.”
Not to mention the Australians, New Zealand, India, Canada, South Africa and Irish (Ireland was neutral, yet thousands of the mad paddies enlisted in British regiments)… Yes Britain was well known for fighting till their last ally… 🙂
And how does that screwball captain think Bunz is British? And a commando? That job was reserved for men only back then.
Obviously, he thinks Bunz is a male commando in a very clever disguise…
Well… she is speaking English – and who else but a Commando would show up in Greenland to harass the U-Boat crew?
What might concern one more, is how does Krakkt mistake Katz for a tin penguin??
Well, even “Ein dumphruken [dumb backed] deuchter” should know that penguins are from the Antarctic area (where persistent rumor says the Germans had a secret base)
Well yes & no… the original Penguins were a species of Great Auk (now extinct) that lived in the north Atlantic… However Krakkt is probably not referring to those…
True. I can’t find any references to any “Great Auk” i accounts from before the Napoleonic Wars.
And the last two nesting Great Auks were killed by a couple of Scandihoovian poachers who were stealing eggs for British egg collectors… In the process of exterminating the last Auks, they also broke the last eggs…