Um… It would seem that Bunz an’ Katz may be on their way to even more complications…
“We needn’t ask permission for that… we have a NOTE!”
Aw gee, what sweet, schoolgirlish confidence… In Bunz’s mind, destroying the planet is apparently on a par with decorating the gym for the school prom…
Oh common! Everybody knows guns & ammo shops don’t sell duck calls! (For that you have to go to a sporting goods store that sells guns and ammo.) BUT! If you want a “Duck Commander”, that acme, the pinnacle, the “Cadillac” of duck calls, you gotta go online. Patriarch Phil and those lovable swamp-billies the Robertsons will fix you right up.
With the minimal research that I did in preparing this page, I must admit that I did not check on Duck Calls… However, I was somewhat disconcerted to learn that Military Surplus Flamethrowers are legal to own in 40 states – even though they are banned as a weapon of war by the United Nations Protocol III of the Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons… (Though it’s apparently still okay for the Military to use them for burning weeds)…
Mmmm yeah man… burning weed… an’ the new recruits stand downwind from the blazing weed plantation an’ just breathe deeply..
There’s a very amusing episode of “Samurai Champloo” that deals with that very subject.
Anyone else notice, that cop actually has a slight smile on his erstwhile-stony face as he loads the canned creeps into the paddy wagon? Could it be that Bunz’s artful pose of girlish innocence has touched his hard, official heart?
If so, he’s dumber than a box of hammers…
That should be “dumber than Earnest P. Worrel “. Now that is seriously dumb!
Well of course he’s happy. He just canned a whole paddy-wagon load of street vermin with no effort or personal danger. What’s not to smile about? Heck the cute chick even smiled at him. Oh, wait, no she didn’t. She did sorta kinda smile at one point but that was at the thought of the thugs being mashed like so many over-boiled potatoes. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.
The very popular AR-15, a nice item for some people’s shopping list. Vs, all those young people that I saw in just one of several cities saying something like “our lives matter too”. 2 nd Amendment, some asserted had a Heavenly blessing, and thus said could simply never ever be touched. I would assert that the 18 th Amendment (Prohibition) that was created to keep men from getting roaring drunk and beating their wives and children was more Heaven inspired than the 2nd. But even so, it was repealed by the 21 st Amendment. When easily 500,000 are in the street and angry, and in just one street of many repeal on the 2nd is indeed possible. When the 2 nd Amendment was created in the first place far less than 500,000 people had muskets in their hands — there was (then) no large, and well trained standing army. Of course there definitely is today.
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