So… The good news is… here within the U.S. of A. we don’t really need to worry all that much about mass shootings by ISIS – Muslim terrorists – North Koreans – Somalia Pirates or even anal-probing Gray Aliens…
What we do need to worry about is that average looking White Guy wearing a NRA button – Bummer huh?
Meanwhile, what pray-tell might Bunz an’ Katz be planning on doing with all these weapons? Let’s hope their intentions are not overly violent… As I for one, am firmly against being personally shot!
Baby convince the cops to let their spacecraft go? All that Firepower and the local cops would just say ah heck! here you go!
Um yeah… the Cops say, “Here you go.” followed by a volley of gunfire! Anyone who thinks that they’re going to stand off the Police or Government with their personal arsenal is living in Cloud Cuckoo Land- it just never works!
Fortunately for Bunz & Katz, their own plan is rather more random and inept…
Well, there goes the “ransom” for their Scout Craft… and our intrepid Invaders are penniless again! Of course, they have no concept of Money (or maybe, being Space Aliens, they realize that the concept of “Money” is based upon a shared mass delusion, and subject to implosion at any time… along with the planet…)
I wonder as to Bunz and Katz level of loyalty to their cause. For some time they have been beyond enemy lines, with little or no communication with their command center. And to survive they have had to become native. Even playing the part of heroes for hire to obtain currency. Much of which was spent at the gun shop (presumably). They should have developed kinks in their programming of what they originally set out to do. And developed doubts as to even their methods of mixing in. True (aside from possibly Katz) they aren’t very deep thinkers. But have they once considered, that though they only have a limited knowledge of their high technology — that it might still have a very high market value? The technology isn’t limited to the space ship. But also to things of all sorts that they simply know.
Well, Katz might be a “high-volume” thinker, in that he has total access to the Internet and old TV shows… but as for “deep thinking,” I believe he’d be out of his depth in a parking-lot puddle… After all, influenced by the Dirtian media, he does flit from one obsession to another like a deranged firefly, hence his sudden obsession with guns… next week it might be flower arranging or needlepoint…
As a low-ranking Class-D Scout crew, I dunno how much alien technology B&K might have access to… or even how that technology might compare to modern Dirtian tech. Might be the Negafleet battle station was once about equivalent to a space-going WWII aircraft carrier. Today, of course, with essential replacement parts on back-order for several thousand years, it may be about equivalent to a ’52 Studebaker abandoned by the side of a country road…
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