As we commence the run-up to Easter festivities, in the gloomy back alleys of um… where-ever it is that Rudie hangs out at – nefarious doings are in the making… Yes, it’s a Hard Boiled Easter Egg story, so gripping, so twisted, so inexplicable, that’s it’s going to take us two pages to tell it all!
So strap on your shoulder holster, cinch tight your trench coat belt, pull that tattered fedora low over your gimlet peepers, and read on…
Wow! So Kelly O”Hare, superheroine extraordinaire, is once again displaying her outstanding… um, talents… but what’s this i read? She’s only a comix ACTRESS?? Say it ain’t so, Josh… Does this mean she doesn’t really fly with rocket boots, change glitzy superpowered costumes with a flash of her magic amulet, beat up bad guys, fend off the amorous assaults of overheated vixens and generally feed the anthropomorphic obsessions of middleaged adolescents, all while under the tutelage of the Egyptian sun-god, Ra-Harakte? Me boyish illusions is shattered…
Why of course she doesn’t really do those things! (Psst, ix-nay on the ip-lay!) I mean, as if Cutey Bunny actually moonlights as a superheroine. (Whaddayah tryin ta do? Blow her cover?) I MEAN as if Kelly O’Hare moonlights as Cutey Bunny the super. Ha ha ha! The very idea. Absurd. (Cheeze it ya weasel!)
This is great, thanks!
Looking good – I love it.
But seriously. Rudie got a co-spot with Kelly? I guess that means our girl has arrived. Kinda like being asked to come on over and sit next to the desk with Johnnie after your bit. (Vicky’s gonna be pissed!)
Are we ABSOLUTELY sure the bunny that Rudie is (pardon the pun) tailing is Kelly? Just as easy to be a well built bunny that pole dances to make ends meet.
Say – that wouldn’t be ROGER would it?
Ears look to be short AND shaggy.
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